The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy Apparently Not Paying Rent


In an ongoing story that has become comedy gold, Jimmy McMillan, candidate of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party, apparently isn’t experiencing the scourge of having rent that is too damn high.

As I reported yesterday, McMillan spiced up Monday’s New York gubernatorial debate with a quip or two and just for the fact of the name of his party being so damn funny. Apparently, good ol’ Jimmy doesn’t suffer from the affliction of his rent being too damn high, though. He has been living rent-free since the 1980s according to a newly published report in the New York Times.

In response to questions about his damn rent, McMillan stated…

Even though my rent is not too damn high, if I’m fighting for the children who can’t pay rent, who have no place to live, then my rent is too damn high.

Then in typical politician fashion, he added…

Don’t look for anything I say about my living space to be true.

Apparently, this story was just too damn good to pass up.

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