Moon Landing…Fake Fake Fake???


Have you heard the clip of Whoopi Goldberg pontificating upon the supposed fake moon landing?

This takes me back to my early posting days, back before I even knew what a blog was. Here’s what I reported after a painstaking examination of the evidence…

As everyone likely already knows, the moon landing was the brainchild of none other than presidential whipping boy George W. Bush. Since he is responsible for almost all the current ills of mankind, it wasn’t too difficult a leap to come to this conclusion. Anyway, the “landing” was staged in daddy Bush’s back yard, utilizing good ol’ Texas sand, a few strategically placed papier-mâché rocks, and some unemployed bums dressed in hazardous waste outfits.

The unemployed bums were paid well for their part and are now living comfortably in Vero Beach as part of an exclusive retirement community, where they have been given a lifetime supply of cheap beer and pork rinds. Their names have been withheld due to ongoing concerns for their safety.

Here’s some actual footage that proves the moon landing was fake,  uncovered by my sharply honed reporting and detective skills:

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