So Help You God?


Our society has apparently gotten to the point that we’re so litigious that we’ll even slap a lawsuit on the Almighty. Last September, Nebraska state Democratic Senator Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit against God. He alleges that the Supreme Being has caused “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues…” You can read more about it on the FOXNews.com site.

What I would like to know is…Why Satan wasn’t name as a co-defendant? Is God representing himself or has he been appointed council by the court? Will the Omipotent One plead the 5th if he is asked about unleashing Barry Manilow on an unsuspecting world? Can He be cross-examined about that whole global warming thing and, if so, can we get Him to agree to turn down the temperature a few degrees? Will the judge need to declare a mistrial because of that whole omniscience thing? Can God be sworn in on the Bible since he kinda authored it?

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