Attack of the Butt Bandit


Committing crime must be getting really boring or something like that. In the good old days, fine, upstanding crooks everywhere would just steal your stuff or possibly beat you up-side the head and then take your stuff but at least your dignity was still intact…Well, almost…But anyway…

Reported by the AP yesterday, in Nebraska, 35-year old Tom Larvie was arrested and charged with public indecency and disturbing the peace for leaving graphic representations of his behind and sometimes his groin on the windows of stores, churches, and schools since the spring of 2007. Larvie was apparently caught doing one of these dastardly deeds by police early on Wednesday morning.

I can just hear his excuse now…

Larvie: “Officer, I swear…My pants just happened to fall down when I was standing next to this window and, since I haven’t bathed in three weeks, my greasy backside left an imprint.”

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised to hear that this is the guy who’s responsible for those assless chaps that David Lee Roth used to wear in those cheesy 80s videos.

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